Funny Friday Door Jokes

Hello everyone and thanks so much for joining us for this Friday article. Read the article for some funny Friday jokes about doors! If you are in need of door replacement please visit our website here for your free quote. 

Joke#1 I woke up one night to someone knocking on my front door.

I felt uneasy, but I went and answered it anyway. When I opened the door, I looked around, and then spotted a shellfish on my welcome mat.

“Let me in”, it cried, “I’m being chased by a bunch of wasps.”

That was when I realized why I felt so uneasy.

This was the clam before the swarm.

Joke #2  I always knock on the front door of my fridge …

Just in case there is a salad dressing .

Joke #3 There was a Hurricane, so I tossed a ‘Wet Floor’ sign out the front door.

Talk about throwing caution to the wind!

Joke #4  I’ve just written a song about replacing my front door lock

It’s got a great key change at the end

Joke #5  Every morning, I wake up and find that someone has left a lot of Play-Doh on my front door.

I don’t know what to make of it.

Joke #6  How do you know when a bass player and drummer are at your front door?

The knocking is out of time and they don’t know when to come in.

Joke #7   What’s another word for a cute door? Adorable.

Joke #8   When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar. 

Joke#9   Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

Joke #10  I used to work at a revolving door company. Then I thought, “This job is going nowhere fast.” 

Thanks again for reading these jokes.  We encourage you to share them with your friends. Maybe you could share a laugh together. We can’t wait to hear from you! Please comment below with your own jokes that we may have missed about doors! Conservation Construction is here for you! Get your new door from us today!