A very happy Halloween from all of us at Conservation Construction of Houston. In celebration of the holiday weekend we thought we’d amuse you with some fun jokes and quotes! Keep reading to get a good laugh. If you are in need of Windows, Siding or Doors please contact us through our website here.
Jokes
- Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind
- How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
- What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
- Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
- I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
- What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
- Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques.
- What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
- What is a recess at a mortuary called? A Coffin Break!
- Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story? Because there are so many plots there!
- What did the mommy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting? Spook when you’re spooken to.
- Why do witches wear nametags? So you can tell which witch is witch.
- What does a French skeleton say? Bone-jour!
- Why did the headless horseman go into business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
- Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Quotes
- A mask tells us more than a face. —Oscar Wilde
- Where there is no imagination there is no horror. —Arthur Conan Doyle
- There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow at moonlight. —Unknown
- There is a child in every one of us who is still a Trick-or-Treater looking for a brightly lit front porch. —Unknown
- Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but finding the imagination and costume within ourselves. —Elvis Durian
- The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. —Franklin D Roosevelt
- Shadows of a thousand words rise unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, tonight is Halloween. –Dexter Kozen
- “I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.”— Evan Peters
- “Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” — Steve Almond
- “The farther we’ve gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we’ve come to need Halloween.”— Paula Curan
We hope you enjoyed these funny Halloween Jokes and Quotes. We hope you have a spooktacular Halloween and we will see you next week for another article. Comment below with your own halloween Jokes and quotes. Again, if you are in need of new windows, siding or doors please contact us today for your free quote.