Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes

It’s almost valentine’s day. Whether or not you have a valentine or if you simply are celebrating singles awareness day, use these jokes to put you in a good mood for the weekend. If you are in need of window, siding or door replacement services please contact us today. You can get your free quote by clicking here. 

 

1. Who always has a date for Valentine’s Day?
   1. A Calendar
2. What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit?
   1. I found the perfect match!
3. What did one piece of toast say to the other?
   1. You’re my butter half
4. How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
   1. He gave her a ring
5. How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day?
   1. For stealing someone’s heart
6. I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. They didn’t know I existed.
7. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day?
   1. They are very scent-imental creatures.
8. What did Robin Hood say to his girlfriend
   1. Sherwood like to be your valentine
9.  Why don’t you ever date a tennis player?
   1. Because love means nothing to them.
10.  What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day? 
    1. I’m nuts about you!
11.  What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
    1. I’m stuck on you!
12. What did the one sheep say to the other?
    1. I love ewe!
13.  What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
    1. I wuv you watts and watts!
14. What do you call two birds in love? 
    1. Tweethearts.

 

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