Funny Friday Window Jokes

We are so excited to have you join us for today’s article. Are you up for some funny window jokes today?! Keep reading for a good laugh and comment below with your own window jokes! If you are in need of new window replacement you can reach out to us today for your free quote. 

 

Why did the computer catch a cold?

Because it had Windows open!

 

Why did the window go to therapy?

Because it had too many panes!

 

What do you call a window that tells jokes?

A pane in the glass!

 

Why did the home window enroll in a computer class?

It wanted to learn how to open more windows!

 

Why did the home window break up with the door?

Because it couldn’t handle the constant slamming!

 

What did the home window say to the curious curtain?

“Stop peeping into my life, you nosy drapes!”

 

What did the window say to the glass of water?

I’m so transparent compared to you!

 

Why was the window always calm during a storm?

Because it knew how to keep its cool!

 

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